*accidently has crush on someone 193739 miles away*
I like your hair, it's nice.
Oh, goodness.Thank you so much.
At the airport! I have a long layover in Atlanta, but I’ll be in Florida soon enough. Woot.
Hey, if you accidentally call a guy “daddy” in conversation, just save yourself by adding “-o” to the end and slick your hair back like a 1950’s greaser. And throw on your sick-ass leather jacket
Your thirst is hidden and now you’re the coolest dude in school