Torn Torsos and Pried Ribs

danceswithsharks:

500daysofevilexes:

yaoifight:

This is your child before and after one year of exposure to a new street drug knows as “The Animes.” Police forces are still researching the sources of this substance, but it is known to be very addictive and its side effects are nearly irreversible. 

Signs that your child may be under the influence of “The Animes” include:

• making an account on deviantART.com - While it appears innocent, this website is actually a black market for different types of “The Animes.” It contains the highest concentration of animes abusers worldwide.
• changing their typing habits - If your Honors student starts typing sentences that substitute “teh” for “the” or uses asterisks for actions (i.e., *noms on you XD*) or starts adding -chan to the end of names, “The Animes” have most likely gotten to a near-irreversible state that requires years of therapy.
• a sudden interest in Top Ramen - In it’s early stages, your child or loved one may request to eat instant ramen noodles up to a few times a week. At this stage, it is still possible to fix some of the damage “The Animes” have caused. However, if they begin using chopsticks with every meal, you may have no choice but to lock them in their room and confiscate all Hot Topic products.

For more information on how to protect your child from the evils of “The Animes,” please visit www.theanimesawarenessfoundation.org or call us toll free at 1-800-HOT-YAOIZ

95% of you won’t want this on your blog. Reblog if you’re the 5% who care about the victims of The Animes.

I’m not afraid to admit… I was once under the influence of The Animes. Please reblog this so people can learn to live barely active, nearly healthy lives again, like me.

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nihileigh:

This picture defines how I use the internet.

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ironicapples:

Well guess what tomorrow is

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michaelbeara:

sam:

vondell-swain:

adamusprime:

vondell-swain:

bad news apple

now im wondering why the hell i didnt make this joke

those aren’t even bees though they’re fucking wasps

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neorize:

i saw this and…

surely someone else did this

they look like yummytomatoes stuff sorry yummy it was an accident

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usbdongle:

caseyanthonyofficial:

onlylolgifs:

Baby thinks she can eat food from the magazine

What an idiot

dumb moron baby

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the-fault-in-our-wifi:

and how did you say your internet addiction started?

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